Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Coyote, Jul 29, 2013.
that face you make when you get caught stealing food from the fridge at night
Don't turn on the lights and try to make as little noise as humanly possible.
If it helps, pretend your parents are a pair of ferals waiting to pounce on you at the slightest noise. And always plan ahead on what you going to take from the fridge so your in-&-out fast.
Wear black, dark blue or dull grey. Never wear shoes; on carpet go bear-foot, on tile, linoleum or wood wear dark socks.
Night or thermal vision scopes or googles can help tremendously.
Before bed, loosing the light in the refrigerator. Use a flat or sharp object such as a credit card or knife to breach the seal on the fridge door to prevent the pop noise associated with opening it.
My best friend and I followed this pattern for years without getting caught at both my house, his and another friends as well.
basically do what you do in sod
A fine example of what SOUL FOOD does for people:
You tell 'em Scrooge! Fiscal Responsibility is also a superpower!
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