DRUNKS ONLY

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Doomen Gloom, Jul 26, 2016.

  1. Doomen Gloom

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    Rules: you have to feel it. OH and you have to be drunk!! Keep it clean and funny.

    I was laid off 4 months ago. Just got a new job 20% more!!! Just Celebrating

    What do you call a man with no legs in a puddle....................................WADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Doomen Gloom

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    LOL You can't make this stuff up. A kid 14 year old kid just came up to my house and wanted to catch a Pokémon, I walked out the front door and said "I'm' Drunkazor"
     
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  3. Kiel555

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    Wow, you really are drunk. Haha. But that was funny....Wade. Haha.

    I've only had a couple of Coronas so not really drunk. Had to fire someone yesterday and suspend another for two weeks. Figured a few brewskies were in order. Sucks to be the boss sometomes.
     
  4. Greyhound501

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    I only have 3 1/2 years too go but good thing the 21 limit is q suggestion just like speed signs :3
     
  5. choppi

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    So this thread is the drunk and post random rubbish? I'll be good at this, really good.
     
  6. MstrJedi Kyle

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    I don't drink very often so I'll just get to laugh at y'all's drunk shenanigans.
     
  7. Doomen Gloom

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    :(I was hurting this morning
     
  8. Righteous Ham

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    Such is the balance of things.

    I don't drink so my contribution to this thread be amusement.
     
  9. Bob Crees

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  10. Kiel555

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    You know, I drank like 4 vodka and cranberry juice drinks and felt fine the next day BUT the day after that felt like I had been run over by a truck! Haha. I run 3 miles a day so maybe that delayed the pain I don't know.

    No teasing or name calling on this thread okay? Truce....but just on this thread.

    Jim beam bourbon and coke is my go to drink. I swear it tastes just like coke but after one or two feeling pretty good. Haha. Like now....
     
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  11. Cejao

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    that is called a Cape Cod - vodka and cranberry juice, with lime wedge.
     
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  12. Bob Crees

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    I like Jack Daniels and coke. I cannot drink JD on its own, preferring a whiskey.
     
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  13. Cejao

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    Rum and coke, add a lime wedge and it becomes a Cuba Libre, take the lime away, and its just a rum and coke again. lol, garnishes can make or break the drink.

    (Bartending School when I was 22.)
     
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  14. Kiel555

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    Oh okay. I didn't go to bartending school but I do drink a lot. :) Cape Cod got it. What is the correct ratio? I usually go 50/50 but you know....again didn't go to school.

    Rum and coke sounds good about now. Haha.
     
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  15. Cejao

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    an ounce of vodka and 2 ounces of cranberry juice, if you add an extra ounce of vodka and 2 more ounces of cranberry juice, then its a double.

    it is usually served on ice in a rocks glass.
     
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  16. DeadK9Handler

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    Got accidental wasted today after my final. Didn't know my wife had made vodka gummy bears (all the flavor a matched) I grab a ton (I freaking love gummy bears!!) wife asked what I'm doing. "Uuhhh eating bears?" Those are for ply cousins grad school party. Must note I have been deck so my taste buds are shot right now!
     
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  17. CaptainAssassin

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    ...add some Triple Sec and it becomes a Cosmopolitan. This is the stage of mixology where buffs/debuffs occur. Make the drink for a woman, it'll give you a (+2) bonus to your machismo. Make one for yourself... (-10)
     
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  18. Cejao

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    I feel for you, I love gummie products as well. I would have fell for it too.
     
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  19. YojimBeau

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    Not sure if drunk or auto-correct...
     

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