Ruin-a-wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TehNoobinator, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. TehNoobinator

    TehNoobinator Got Your Back

    This is a game were you, what else? Ruin a wish! Basically there are no rules and the game has no end. It's just something fun to do other than RP. After you grant a wish however, you should make a wish of your own.

    Example
    Me: I wish for a girlfriend.

    You: Granted, only she punches you in the face every 5 minutes.

    I wish for a boat.

    Someone else: Granted, it has holes in it though.

    And so on...


    I will start: I wish for a car.
     
  2. TheMuse

    TheMuse Here To Help

    Haha

    Your car once belonged to crazy cat lady and there is nothing you can do to mask the stains and smell of cat piss.

    I wish for 1 million dollars! :D
     
  3. Granted, but the check for it bounced at the bank!

    I wish for a Golden Willy Wonka ticket.
     
  4. Your name is Augustus Gloop.

    I wish for a girlfriend. :p
     
  5. TheMuse

    TheMuse Here To Help

    Your girlfriend is a large aggressive man in drag.

    I wish for a private island!
     
  6. Granted but your island is a toxic waste dumping ground off the coast of China.

    I wish for a private jet.
     
  7. Granted, but you are spotted by Area 51 scientists and stored in a containment room for study for the remainder of your life.

    I wish for the perfect pizza
     
  8. Granted, but you have to share with every human on this planet.

    I wish to rule the world.
     
  9. Fenrir

    Fenrir Here To Help

    Go for it, but you must wear your kingly robes 24/7, and their made of steel wool and cow dung strung loosely together with barbed wire. Also your royal advisor screams when he talks and smells of stale bread.

    I wish for a wish that isnt spoiling my desire for an Albion caithness.
     
  10. TehNoobinator

    TehNoobinator Got Your Back

    Granted, you have no money and live in a box after buying the sword.

    I wish for a pet bear.
     
  11. Kjolly99

    Kjolly99 Here To Help

    Granted, Though the bear has rabies.

    I wish for a army of sandels.
     
  12. TheMuse

    TheMuse Here To Help

    Granted, but the feet they arrive on are all wearing old socks.

    I wish for Mongolian Stir-Fry!
     
  13. Granted, but it is served by a starving Mongolian army.

    I wish for blue skin.
     
  14. TehNoobinator

    TehNoobinator Got Your Back

    Granted, you are now a smurf.

    I wish for a tank.
     
  15. TheMuse

    TheMuse Here To Help

    Granted, you are now sealed in a fish tank.

    I wish for fame!
     
  16. Granted, you are outed as the Sony hacker and dropped in the middle of crazed Seth Rogan fans.

    I wish for a canoe!
     
  17. Granted, but the canoe dissolves in water.

    I wish to breathe underwater.
     
  18. Mad cannibal

    Mad cannibal Here To Help

    Granted, but only in urine.

    I wish for the world to be ravaged by war.
     
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  19. TehNoobinator

    TehNoobinator Got Your Back

    Granted, but then you wake up from your dream.

    I wish for a duck.
     

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