Ruin-a-wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TehNoobinator, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted. Your stupid, but I love you anyways, even though you snore. ^ :p

    I wish Valentines Day was every day.
     
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  2. TheMuse

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    Lol, and granted, everything everywhere is always a tacky pink, hearts adorning all, every song, commercial, movie, product, is trying to buy in, rendering nearly all media and culture overblown and unrealistically lovey and sexy. It wears super thin, super quick. Pretty soon everyone hates valentine's day. Protesters wear black, sing sad songs, watch sad movies, spend time doing stupid unlovey things with acquaintances, or by themselves. After some time of this the pendulum swings in the opposite direction, back to lovey, but not as much as before, and then back to sad and depressing, until it equalizes in the middle. There really is little change in the long run, except that Valentine's day doesn't actually exist anymore. If it's Valentine's everyday is it even a holiday anymore?

    I wish I can make it to Sundance without unnecessary costs.
     
  3. XzerothreeX

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    Granted. You are abducted by the notorious Sundance Mafia, stuffed in a steamer trunk and are carried there by way of horse drawn carriage.

    I wish the Equator was several latitudes lower.
     
  4. Fabian907

    Fabian907 Famous

    Granted, it goes lower but reverses.

    I wish there was no sickness, ever.
     
  5. XzerothreeX

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    Granted. Now people will just die randomly without apparent cause.

    I wish young Fabian was no longer sick.
     
  6. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted, but now his legs are permanently paralyzed for no apparent reason.

    I wish everyone could get paid to sit around and play games.
     
  7. TheMuse

    TheMuse Here To Help

    Granted, we all starve in a matter of weeks.

    I wish I could have an awesome idea for the sci fi story.
     
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  8. Necrotic Eradicator

    Necrotic Eradicator Here To Help

    Granted, but for every great idea you have during your story, you become less articulate.

    I wish i was the worlds greatest superhero.
     
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  9. Bob Crees

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    Granted but your tight blue pants (underwear) are starting to hurt when you leap tall buildings.

    I wish I knew how to kill 'Mares Tail' weed from my garden.
     
  10. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted, you are able to kill the Mares Tail weeds from your garden, but unforeseen side effects of the chemicals you used, prevent anything else from growing there and your garden is soon dead.

    I wish @Undead Nicole wasn't so uptight sometimes.
     
  11. XzerothreeX

    XzerothreeX Famous

    Granted. Nicole now has all of the chill. She is so easy going that the forums devolve into a flame war troll show, then get shut down by Microsoft.

    I wish I didn't have to experience this overwhelmingly foul odor in the air around Clyde, North Carolina. Seriously, WTF smells like that? Like a fart in a phonebooth in July.
     
  12. EvilYetiAttack

    EvilYetiAttack Starting Off

    Granted. It won't be bothering you anymore, because you've lost your ability to smell.

    I wish I had magical powers.
     
  13. SomeRandomGuy

    SomeRandomGuy Famous

    Granted. Unfortunately the shadow government soon learns of your newfound power and you are abducted in the middle of the night to have your brain dissected.

    I wish I could summon Godzilla by pointing into the air and shouting "Look, it's Godzilla! He's destroying the city!"
     
  14. Fabian907

    Fabian907 Famous

    Granted, he kills you upon appearing.

    I wish I could stop time whenever I want.
     
  15. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted, But you are unable to resume time and get trapped, ceasing to exist.

    I wish hangovers weren't so harsh.
     
  16. SomeRandomGuy

    SomeRandomGuy Famous

    Granted. Hangovers are now fun and enjoyable, unfortunately this results in the majority of the earth's population turning into hopeless drunks and civilization as we know it crumbles.

    I wish losers who smoke outside Hospital entrances would explode.
     
  17. XzerothreeX

    XzerothreeX Famous

    Granted. The aforementioned losers explode violently, destroying numerous hospitals and killing thousands.

    I wish I had the money to retire today.
     
  18. Fabian907

    Fabian907 Famous

    Granted, the money goes to someone else and you now work an extra job.

    I wish it stopped snowing in Minnesota right now, literally last hour or two, it started snowing. :mad:
     
  19. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted, A tornado tears through your house instead.

    I wish for a pony. :p
     
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  20. Bob Crees

    Bob Crees Famous

    Granted, it is small and pink in colour with a yellow mane and tail.

    I wish for a never ending bottle of beer.
     

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