Ruin-a-wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TehNoobinator, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Fabian907

    Fabian907 Famous

    Granted, it is urin instead.

    I wish I can lift anything.
     
  2. SomeRandomGuy

    SomeRandomGuy Famous

    Granted, you can now lift anything. Unfortunately you get overconfident and try to lift everything all at once. It doesn't go well.

    I wish Mr. Torgue from Borderlands 2 was real and ran the world.
     
  3. scarface4467

    scarface4467 Here To Help

    Granted but he dies froma heart attack from all of those steroids he has been pumping. No man can be that big!

    I wish I was passing my classes
     
  4. Hawkthorne

    Hawkthorne Starting Off

    Granted but it won't be useful in your future job.

    I wish I could copy anything I touch
     
  5. SomeRandomGuy

    SomeRandomGuy Famous

    Granted, now your bathroom breaks are filled with nothing but regret.

    I wish explosive decompression wasn't so messy.
     
  6. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted, when decompression occurs, flowers and butterflies spew forth. (but only you can see them.)

    I wish you could smoke alot of pot, and not get the munchies.
     
  7. Hawkthorne

    Hawkthorne Starting Off

    Granted but you'll always have cotton mouth.

    I wish I didn't have to eat.
     
  8. Doomen Gloom

    Doomen Gloom Famous

    Granted you don't have to eat but your life span is 21 days.

    I wish every weekend was a long weekend
     
  9. Bob Crees

    Bob Crees Famous

    Granted you weekends are now 7 days long, BUT you have to work on them.

    I wish my car would do 0 - 60 in 3.6 seconds, rather than 15 hours 17 minutes.
     
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  10. Arc79

    Arc79 Got Your Back

    Granted, but now braking from 60 - 0 takes 15 hours and 17 minutes.

    I wish I had a private plane and crew.
     
  11. Dunadain

    Dunadain Famous

    Granted, but now you have to PAY for it all, and do all the city/state/FAA paperwork.

    Oh, and you discovered you get airsick really fast!

    I wish I had powers like the Multiple Man.
     
  12. Bond Servant

    Bond Servant Here To Help

    Granted, however, the last four copies you absorbed all had STDs and HIV. Now you do too.

    I wish I was thin.
     
  13. Zeppathy

    Zeppathy Here To Help

    Granted, you get chased by dogs that bark bees untill you lose the weight.

    I wish I could live in space.
     
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  14. SomeRandomGuy

    SomeRandomGuy Famous

    Granted. Unfortunately your body is now perfectly adapted to zero-g and if you ever set foot on a planet you would be crushed to death.

    I wish winter would go away and never come back.
     
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  15. Dunadain

    Dunadain Famous

    EDIT: Sorry, I mis-read your wish.:oops:
    Granted: you get transferred to do solar energy construction at California's Death Valley. Enjoy!

    I wish the FFXII remake comes out for Xbone as well!
     
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  16. xGbHx

    xGbHx Got Your Back


    Granted, but your Xbox one breaks and you have to buy a new one


    I wish I had a long beard
     
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  17. Dunadain

    Dunadain Famous

    (yay! Moving up to an X!)

    Granted, but you get beard caught in power tools and make world wide headlines. EWWW...

    I wish SOD would be Multi-Platform, and cross-play enabled.
     
  18. Zeppathy

    Zeppathy Here To Help

    Granted, but its now subscription based.

    I wish I was the leader of the Ferals.
     
  19. Fabian907

    Fabian907 Famous

    Granted, they do nothing at all once you became leader.

    I wish I was done with this summer program that I'm in.
     
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  20. Bond Servant

    Bond Servant Here To Help

    Granted, but you get arrested for indecent exposure and jailed for the rest of the summer with no bail.

    I wish I could play all the computer games ever made and will be made, to my complete satisfaction. :)
     
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