Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TehNoobinator, Dec 21, 2014.
Granted, it is urin instead.
I wish I can lift anything.
Granted, you can now lift anything. Unfortunately you get overconfident and try to lift everything all at once. It doesn't go well.
I wish Mr. Torgue from Borderlands 2 was real and ran the world.
Granted but he dies froma heart attack from all of those steroids he has been pumping. No man can be that big!
I wish I was passing my classes
Granted but it won't be useful in your future job.
I wish I could copy anything I touch
Granted, now your bathroom breaks are filled with nothing but regret.
I wish explosive decompression wasn't so messy.
Granted, when decompression occurs, flowers and butterflies spew forth. (but only you can see them.)
I wish you could smoke alot of pot, and not get the munchies.
Granted but you'll always have cotton mouth.
I wish I didn't have to eat.
Granted you don't have to eat but your life span is 21 days.
I wish every weekend was a long weekend
Granted you weekends are now 7 days long, BUT you have to work on them.
I wish my car would do 0 - 60 in 3.6 seconds, rather than 15 hours 17 minutes.
Granted, but now braking from 60 - 0 takes 15 hours and 17 minutes.
I wish I had a private plane and crew.
Granted, but now you have to PAY for it all, and do all the city/state/FAA paperwork.
Oh, and you discovered you get airsick really fast!
I wish I had powers like the Multiple Man.
Granted, however, the last four copies you absorbed all had STDs and HIV. Now you do too.
I wish I was thin.
Granted, you get chased by dogs that bark bees untill you lose the weight.
I wish I could live in space.
Granted. Unfortunately your body is now perfectly adapted to zero-g and if you ever set foot on a planet you would be crushed to death.
I wish winter would go away and never come back.
EDIT: Sorry, I mis-read your wish.
Granted: you get transferred to do solar energy construction at California's Death Valley. Enjoy!
I wish the FFXII remake comes out for Xbone as well!
Granted, but your Xbox one breaks and you have to buy a new one
I wish I had a long beard
(yay! Moving up to an X!)
Granted, but you get beard caught in power tools and make world wide headlines. EWWW...
I wish SOD would be Multi-Platform, and cross-play enabled.
Granted, but its now subscription based.
I wish I was the leader of the Ferals.
Granted, they do nothing at all once you became leader.
I wish I was done with this summer program that I'm in.
Granted, but you get arrested for indecent exposure and jailed for the rest of the summer with no bail.
I wish I could play all the computer games ever made and will be made, to my complete satisfaction.
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