Ruin-a-wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TehNoobinator, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Bob Crees

    Bob Crees Famous

    Granted you are so good at playing games, that they each only lasts 90 minutes.

    I wish for World Peace and a Big Steak for Breakfast.
     
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  2. SomeRandomGuy

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    Granted. Unfortunately the cosmos heard it as "world pieces" and blew up the planet. At least you had a nice steak before you and the rest of life on Earth died horribly.

    I wish I could destroy everything in a 5 mile radius by shouting "IT'S A GUNDAM!"
     
  3. Bond Servant

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    Granted, however everyone in a five mile radius dances Gundam style until they destroy their surroundings and then drop dead. Your fate is worse and you never get to stop dancing Gundam style for the rest of eternity as the soundtrack keeps on playing out loud around you.

    I wish time was not part of our dimensions parameters.
     
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  4. Zeppathy

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    Granted, but you die of old age before you even make it through the adult flash games.

    I wish we knew if our reality was just an ancestor simulator.
     
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  5. SomeRandomGuy

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    Granted. Unfortunately the truth is so much more horrific than your wildest nightmares could have prepared you for. You have a complete meltdown and spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital drooling all over yourself.

    I wish nothing ever existed to begin with.
     
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  6. TheMuse

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    Wish granted. Nothing ever existed, so neither did you, nor your wish, which could therefore never have been uttered, therefore everything exists still, but I granted your wish so nothing ever existed, but I can't have if there was always nothing and never anything else, but here we are, and here we aren't, and it's all just mashed together now and logic is futile because we both exist and don't exist, caught in a permanent state of uncertainty both physically and conceptually, and the one that created this mess is you and I don't forgive you for it.

    I wish wish my date would have happened. :(
     
  7. Panic!atSkyfall

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    Damn...

    Wish granted. You go on the date and then go home with them. As you walk through the door they chloroform you. When you wake up you realize you're in dungeon and that your date is a serial killer and you are about to die.

    I wish that I was President of the United States.
     
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  8. XzerothreeX

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    Granted, you are now a mummy's scrotum rolled in Dorito dust.

    I wish the Xbox One X had launch titles that I cared about.
     
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  9. SomeRandomGuy

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    Granted. It ships with "Feces Analysis Simulator 2017" "Sewer Technician" and "Manure Spreader". As you look at your collection you suddenly stop to ponder why you care so much about such obviously shitty games, and your mind is blown so hard it literally explodes.

    I wish all these "simulator" games actually simulated what they claim to.
     
  10. XzerothreeX

    XzerothreeX Famous

    Granted. 'Art' will now accurately reflect life, to the letter. Our species will now become depressed and despondent, cease to breed, and die out. Then the Apes will make a better Fallout game than 4 on the first try.

    I wish the Apes would make a Fallout game.
     
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  11. noxpirate

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    Granted. You are now a hopeless hobo who can't afford the game and the console.

    I wish for a power to travel back in time.
     
  12. Fabian907

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    Granted, you're body has failed to teleport back and your corpse has burned into ashes.

    I wish for Xbox One X!
     
  13. Cejao

    Cejao Famous

    Granted. Your console arrives defective and gets lost in the mail when you try to return it for a new one, so you end up unable to get a replacement and your screwed.

    I wish for a enjoyable SoD2 experience with other forum members.
     
  14. SomeRandomGuy

    SomeRandomGuy Famous

    Granted. Unfortunately the only people you are ever able to play with are the few who find griefing enjoyable, and their idea of fun is leading hordes to your base and getting it wiped out over and over.

    I wish Robocop was real.
     
  15. LiNanMian1984

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    Granted. Robocop is hit with an EMP first time out alone, reprogrammed to kill civilians and now we are all dead.

    I wish for it to rain Hot Chocolate.
     
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  16. Cejao

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    Granted, but it never stops raining hot chocolate and soon the worlds water supply becomes boiling hot chocolate, the polar ice caps melt and the land sinks beneath the hot chocolate ocean.

    I wish drinks were as cheap at straight bars/clubs as they tend to be at gay bars/clubs. ( :p )
     
  17. e5futter

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    Granted, but the drinks are 95% tap water That hurt to type.

    I wish that I didn't accidentally super glue my fingers together.
     

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