SOD Zombie themed jokes

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  1. Warboss2001

    Warboss2001 Starting Off

    This thread is all about any zombie jokes you got here are mine so far

    What do you call a Zombie hooker

    A ZomBimbo

    What bugs do you have to look out for in a Zombie Apocalypse

    ZomBees
     
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  3. Blackthorne

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    What does a boat mechanic say when he sees a female zombie trying to swim?

    She's dead in the water...
     
  4. Undead Nicole

    Undead Nicole Community Manager Staff Member

    Moved to Off Topic where it belongs. :)
     
  5. Zamasu

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    What's a zombies favorite song?

    Chocolate Brain.
     
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  7. Blackthorne

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    What do you call a horde of zombies that come across a crowd of cornered groupies?

    The Grateful Dead...
     
  8. MstrJedi Kyle

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    What does it take to be a zombie?

    Deadication
     
  9. chikawowwow

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    What do vegetarian zombies eat?

    Grains...

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  16. Del44ZSlayer

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    Told you @Warboss2001 :p everyone loves a good zombie joke! I know i giggled at these ones but then iv got an easily triggered sense of humour LOL :D:):cool::rolleyes:
     
  17. Doomen Gloom

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    Why don't Zombies eat clowns?

    Because they taste funny:)
     
  18. Del44ZSlayer

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    :D:D:D
     
  19. Dunadain

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    Ahhhhh. Apple fans awaiting the next Big Thing (that other companies have already done...)!
     
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