Unlikely Workplace Weapon Suggestions

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  1. Takuro_Spirit

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    I was watching a very very VERY homemade zombie movie the other day, mostly because a (former) YouTuber/Twitch streamer I watch was in it, and partly because I was bored. I noticed a choice of weapon used in a junkyard battle was one I had personally thought of using if the zed attack while I'm at work, and would be pleased to see included in SOD2.

    An axle shaft.


    Using the splined end as a handle, the hub end could deal some SERIOUS damage as a heavy weapon. And they ARE heavy. Powerhouse traits apply only, please ;)

    Start at 36:41 (if it doesn't automatically) for the clip I'm talking about:

    What other items specific to your workplace but not a common weapon in film/games have you thought of as using if the need arises?
  2. NanaGamer55

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    Oh my gosh! That weapon would do some damage
  3. Doomen Gloom

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    This is called a FUBAR it is used in de-construction.[​IMG]
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  4. MstrJedi Kyle

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    Pipe bender!
  5. Doomen Gloom

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    Rock Hammer and Zombie:)
  6. NanaGamer55

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    Hey, there are some really pointy tools that I use to decorate, I could totally spear a zed! Kinda like throwing darts maybe or they could be all caught up in the lovely icing that they would stop chasing me :p
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    GEO THUNDER Here To Help

    That makes me wet
  8. Gmutant

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  9. Mercenaryman

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    Although it probably wont be in SoD 2, it would be cool to see someone drill a zombie in the eye!
  10. Cejao

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  11. Erudain

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    I once saw him kill three zombies in a bar with a pencil....with a f***ing pencil

  12. Furie

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    Those stake light things that you stab into the earth of your garden.
  13. Cejao

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  14. Gmutant

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  15. CharlieChainsaw

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    I’ve thought of using my coworkers as weapons. Just shoving them into a horde of zombies. Does that count?
  16. Erudain

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    If only I could....if only I could....
  17. Dunadain

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    Anything in my office I can actually lift and swing would only cause delay or minor damage. Only the copiers are large enough to incapacitate something like a non-pain-feeling zed, and they all weigh a minimum of 50 lbs.

    At work, I'm screwed.
  18. Del44ZSlayer

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    I do occasional Ann summers parties, so my unlikely workplace weapon would be blush inducing indeed LOL. Needless to say those particular melee Weapons would definitely be blunt! Batteries optional! :p
  19. Vahx

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    Not a weapon, but at work we have kevlar arm gloves. If it protects against this[​IMG]
    It'll protectsagainst some arm bites too.
  20. Cejao

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    Grab one of those copiers/monitors by the cord and swing it around like a flail, you can knock some heads around, provided the cord is sturdy enough. ;)
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